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Life according to Larry- Ep.3 - The fitness journey

11 months ago

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They say getting in shape is all about mindset. Mine is, does chasing the ice cream truck count as cardio? I joined a gym because of a free trial. That was literally three years ago. Still don't know how to cancel it. Every time I go I spend 30 minutes adjusting the treadmill, incline 3, speed 4, and then I hit the emergency stop. Guess we're done. Everyone says don't skip leg day. Well I don't. I just walk briskly to the snack aisle. So yeah, my fitness journey is less transformation and more interpretive stretching.

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